SMS TREE: Funny sms

Kapil : hey BBM Is launched for

Kapil : hey BBM Is launched for
Android too.
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Shumona : wo kya hota hai
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Kapil : Arrey !! BBM Yar
Black Berry Messenger
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Shumona : Achaa, usme b ho jata hai facebook download??
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Kapil : haiiinnnn!! Facebook download?? Aur usme bhi?? Aur kisme kari hai facebook download??
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Shumona : pahle CHROME me karti thi
ab FIREFOX mai karti hu

Husband : Can i hug you

Husband : Can i hug you?
wife : No!
Husband : i will buy you jewelry! ...
wife : No!
Husband : i will buy you a car!
Wife : Still NO.
Husband : i will take you to world
trip.
wife : Still NO.
After listening all this, their kid woke up and said,
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"Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a bicycle please

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??

khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye….. :P :D

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

If movies wear made by drinkers

If movies wear made by drinkers, it would be named-

1) Soda Akbar

2) Rab Ne Pila di Thodi

3) Rum de basanti

4) Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5) Beer Zaara

6) Bewde Zameen par.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?

1. I Love u.

2. Aapki kasam.

3. U r my 1st love.

4. Balance nahi hai.

5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.

6. Parents sath mein hai.

7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Girlfriend is Hot Water

Girlfriend is Hot Water,

Lover is Mineral Water,

Wife is Corporation Water,

Relationship is Kaveri Water,

But “FRIENDSHIP” is pure Rain Water!

Full form of Girl

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen

I:- Innocent

R:- Rone ki machine

L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Golu: madam me abhi jake

apne bapu ko btata hu ki..

bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

You know what College means?

You know what COLLEGE means??

C=Come

O=On

L=Lets

L=Love

E=Each

G=Girl

E=Equally

So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Why does not Bangladesh have an Olympic team?

Why does not Bangladesh have an

Olympic team.??

Bcoz

all those who can jump, swim

& run have already crossed the border.

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar

garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur

chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure

Long Hair

Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

It is said that if you close your eyes

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most.

and when i do that,

SlideShow begins.

Purani haveli ke pichhe wale khandar ki

Purani haveli ke

pichhe wale khandar ki

saamne wali futti

hui deewar par

lagi tutti tasveer ke

pichhe lage jaale

mein fase macher ki kasam..

I miss you yaar

Dunia mein bahut Dard-e-tanhai hai

('.') Lo ji

<)'(> arz

_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut

Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah

\ \ wah

_/ \_ wah

zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?

Ek No. ke CHOR,

jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai. :D

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.

2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.

3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.

Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Life is Beautiful

Somewhere I Heard..

Life is Beautiful..

But Very Soon I Released..

Lots of

Conditions Apply..!!

Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah

NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta.

Chalao na NANO se baan re,

Jaan le lo na Ram re!! :-D

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do

Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Mobile ek Mandir hai, Sim card uska Devta

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege.

Sur aap do, Geet hum banayege.
Manjil aap chuno, Rasta hum dhikayege.
Khush aap raho, khusiya hum manayege.
Aur
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PAGAL aap bano, RANCHI hum le jayenge.

Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

Ye dosti ham nahi todenge

(',')/\(',')

<) ) ( (>

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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.

Sale ko milkar fodenge.

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.

Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye

Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye,
Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas,
Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas!

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket.
but
They feel distressing when they lose 1RS from their mobile balance!

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,

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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Gaali kya hai?

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar

India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,

agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.

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