Hardest job in the world
Hardest job in the world:
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Police sketch artist in CHINA.
You know what College means?
You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.
What do u cal a group of
farmers stuck at one place?
A deadly PJ.
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one
place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.
How to increase Positive
thinking?
How to increase Positive thinking?
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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
What is the moral of rajnikant movie ROBOT
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Ladkiya ladko ka hi nahi machino ka dimag bhi
kharab kar deti hai.
What will be the ad for
Petrol in Year 2020?
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano free…!!!
Question Paper in year
2050
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
At night if mosquito
bites, what should we do?
At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!
Teacher: class me ladai
kyun nahi karni cahaie?
Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?
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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna
pad jaye..
Questions you can never Answer
Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Life is too complicated
Life is too complicated…
Don’t try to search for answers.
Bcoz when U find the answers,
Life changes in to questions
Don’t try to search for answers.
Bcoz when U find the answers,
Life changes in to questions
Why This Kolaveri Di
India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
And Now..
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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
99% girls failed to answer this Question!
99% girls failed to answer this Question..
now its ur turn..
now its ur turn..
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Whats ur phone number!!!
How to make one million
Rupees in the Stock Market?
How to make 1 million Rupees in the Stock Market?
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Ans: SIMPLE… Start with 2 Millions!
Answers of a Brilliant student
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.
Did the student Answer Anything
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students
Wrong…???
Like TO Support Students
Love Exam
(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply
A Question Asked in an IQ
Test
A Question Asked in an IQ Test:
If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Brilliant Answer Came:
Why Should I ?
Why Should I ?
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove
IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.
Then six=6
& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k
ques ka
5 no. jin ko total kare to 50 bante he
1+3+5+7v9+11+13+15+17+19=100
bante he.
bante he.
Ab batao in me se wo koun se 5 nos.
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?
he jin ko total kare to 50 bante he ?
Who is a Friend?
Who is a Friend?
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.
Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.
But,
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”
Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says
“bola tha na Fasenge”
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Don’t Complicate Simple Problem
If
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Think be4 scroling Down
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
Think be4 scroling Down
Ans is 1
Bcoz the First Line says
1=5
Don’t Complicate Simple Problem.
Bcoz the First Line says
1=5
Don’t Complicate Simple Problem.
Chemistry revision Ques:
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!
What’s d chemical compound when flourine, uranium, carbon & potassium r mixed together?
hint- Write d chemical formula & See!!
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.
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